March 2012
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
February 2012
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I feel like,
I’m the only person who isn’t freaking the fuck out, just because the new post, picture and etc. icons have changed. so what, if it changed? does it actually affect you or your performance in any activity? if you don’t like it, then leave Tumblr.
Today i went on thesaurus.com and searched...
youreverydayarab:
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when you go to watch a fight, and a hockey game breaks out.
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Sometimes,
I wish someone would say, “I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.” Just so I could reply, “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!”
Has anybody ever thought of making Mulan into a...
harveyhemingway:
I mean, just imagine the fierce screaming guitar lines that could come from “I’ll Make a Man Out Of You.”